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After 30 minutes of chatter about Rebellion’s new Game Pass survival game Atomfall, we try to pick the 10 games that best represent Britain as a virtual setting. Finally, we cap things off with a low-nutrition awards ceremony of British ‘stuff’ in computer games past and present.

This week’s music is from the GoldenEye 007 soundtrack by Graeme Norgate, Grant Kirkhope and Robin Beanland.

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Candidates

  • Forza Horizon 4
  • Fable II
  • Fable III
  • Assassin’s Creed Syndicate
  • Assassin’s Creed Valhalla
  • The Getaway
  • Return of the Obra Dinn
  • Bloodborne
  • The Excavation of Hob’s Barrow
  • Thank Goodness You’re Here!
  • ZombiU
  • Watch Dogs: Legion
  • Still Wakes the Deep
  • Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture
  • Sunless Skies
  • The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
  • Grand Theft Auto Mission Pack #1: London 1969
  • Resistance: Fall of Man

Top 10

  • Forza Horizon 4
  • Fable II
  • Assassin’s Creed Syndicate
  • The Getaway
  • The Excavation of Hob’s Barrow
  • Thank Goodness You’re Here!
  • Still Wakes the Deep
  • Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture
  • Sunless Skies
  • The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Awards

Best Pub in a Game

  • The Pelican Inn from Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception

Favourite British Location

  • Thornbridge Manor from Hitman 3
  • Piccadilly Circus from The Getaway

Most realistic depiction of Britain

  • Bloodborne
  • Last Stop

Most unrealistic depiction of Britain

  • Forza Horizon 4
  • Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield

Best game not set in Britain that has undeniable British energy

  • Discworld
  • Silent Hill 2

Best game adaptation of a British TV or film institution

  • GoldenEye 007
  • Coronation Street: The Mystery of the Missing Hotpot Recipe
  • Sleepwalker

Best British character

  • Diana Burnwood
  • Lara Croft

Worst British character

  • all the NPCs in the London level of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4
  • Cuno from Disco Elysium
  • Barry Mickelthwaite (Timothy Spall) from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

Best evil British character

  • Jon Irenicus (David Warner) from Baldur’s Gate II: Shadows of Amn
  • Albert Wesker from Resident Evil 5
  • Arden in Final Fantasy XV
  • Liquid Snake in Metal Gear Solid

Celebrity performance of note

  • Stephen Merchant as Wheatley in Portal 2
  • Danny Dyer as Kent Paul in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

British bloke was in how many games award

  • Patrick Stewart

Don’t Yell At Us Scottish Twitter Award for Notable Scottish Performance

  • A Highland Song
  • Still Wakes the Deep
  • Kevin McKidd as Soap MacTavish and Jezz Torrent from Love Fist

Millennium Stadium Award for the most notable Welsh performance

  • Drippy (Steffan Rhodri) from Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
  • Nia (Catrin-Mai Huw) from Xenoblade Chronicles 2
  • Edward Kenway from Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag

Terry Gilliam Award for Funny British Inflected Game That Doesn’t Totally Land

  • We Happy Few
  • Simon the Sorcerer