XL Episode 30: Two Giant Men Build Video Game Theme Parks
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Thanks to Michael ‘BanyaBat’ Butter for the edits!
Video Game Theme Parks |
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Category 1: Ride where it takes a photo of you at some point |
S: The Mount Olympus God-Killer (God of War 3) |
M: Pokémon Neck Snap |
Category 2: Ride involving water |
M: Heavy Rain Splash Mountain |
S: Bioshock Log Flume |
Category 3: Haunted house |
S: Silent Hill 2 Wife Guy Simulator |
M: P.T. Corridor of Terror |
Category 4: Ride that’s genuinely a danger to your physical health/someone will die on it at some point |
M: Life is Strange: Paths Not Taken |
S: The Rocket League Ball Cage |
Category 5: Ride for small children |
S: The Astrobot Teacups |
M: Wario’s It’s a Smell World After All |
Category 6: Interactive cinema ride/VR ride |
M: Augmented Reality Navi |
S: Leon - Jack Krauser Knife Fight |
Category 7: Tunnel of love-style romantic ride for couples (or throuples, up to you really) |
S: Catherine Stray Sheep Katherine Love Tester |
M: Final Fantasy VII Ferris Wheel |
Category 8: Something involving animatronic puppets |
M: Pirates of the Obra Dinn |
S: Sonic characters sing the history of the Sonic Franchise |
Category 9: Ride that’s out of order every time you visit because it’s so complex it keeps fucking breaking |
S: Leviathan Raid from Destiny 2 |
M: Metal Gear Fulton Extraction |
Category 10: Ride that just drops you from high up in the air |
M: Assassin’s Creed Unity Glitch Experience |
S Assassin’s Creed Leap of Faith |
Category 11: Theme park mascot |
S: Lu Bu from Dynasty Warriors |
M: Tut-mon (Yuji Naka) |
Category 12: Piece of music piped through theme park 24/7 |
M: Wii Shop Music |
S: Traverse Town - Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance |
Category 13: Parade through park based on video game franchise |
S: Dynasty Warriors Parade |
M: Mii Parade |
Category 14: Live show featuring budget actors and some kind of stunts |
M: Death Stranding Show |
S: Max Payne 3 Favela Shoot-out |
Category 15: Themed hotel (expensive option) |
M: Hit-Man Hokkaido Spa |
S: Don Corneo’s Mansion |
Category 16: Themed hotel (budget option) |
S: The Tanker from Metal Gear Solid 2 |
M: Hotel Dusk |
Category 17: Most interesting bit of merch |
M: Paranormasight: The Seven Collectable Plushies of Honjo |
S: Playable copies of every game featured at the park |
Category 18: Most cursed bit of merch |
S: Pyramid Head plush |
M: Life-sized chocolate effigy of Matthew and a doll of a farting child |
Category 19: Themed restaurant |
M: Overcooked The Live Dining Experience |
S: Cafeteria from Balamb Garden |
Category 20: Free pick - anything you want, within the boundaries of Back Page lore |
S: Real Life Blitzball Stadium |
M: An Audience with Shu Takumi |
Results
- Matthew 63% (25 votes)
- Samuel 38% (15 votes)
- (40 votes)