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From Killzone: Shadow Fall to Blinx: The Time Sweeper (and even Days Gone! Though we’re a bit nicer to it), we create a hall of fame dedicated to platform-exclusive mediocrity. Does it work conceptually? Only you can decide.

Correction: when Samuel discusses Uncharted on the Vita in this episode, he meant Golden Abyss, not Lost Legacy (which rules).

Thanks to Michael ‘BanyaBat’ for the edits!

Hall of Fame

S-rank (possible system seller despite being utterly lukewarm)

  • Sonic Adventure
  • Uncharted: The Lost Legacy Uncharted: Golden Abyss
  • Days Gone
  • Dr. Kawashima’s Brain Training: How Old Is Your Brain?

A-rank (possibly a 7, but not one of those 7s)

  • MediEvil
  • Zone of the Enders
  • Quantum Break
  • Disaster: Day of Crisis

B-rank (middling. May have had hype behind it once, but who cared ultimately?)

  • The Getaway
  • Heavenly Sword
  • Infamous
  • God of War: Ascension
  • Gears of War: Judgment
  • PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
  • Halo Infinite
  • Star Fox Adventures
  • Star Fox: Assault

C-rank (pretty duff - may be well meaning but unsuccessful)

  • The Bouncer
  • Batallion Wars
  • Geist
  • Steel Diver
  • Pilotwings Resort
  • Kameo: Elements of Power
  • Blue Dragon
  • Star Fox Zero

D-rank (definitely duff - implausible it was ever meant to be a system seller)

  • Cruis’n USA
  • Hey You, Pikachu!
  • Donkey Kong Jet Race
  • Freakyforms: Your Creations, Alive!
  • Perfect Dark Zero
  • Metroid Prime: Federation Force
  • Too Human
  • Blinx: The Time Sweeper
  • The Order: 1886
  • 1-2-Switch

E-rank (war crime - a net loss for the platform)

  • Lair
  • Devil’s Third
  • Major Minor’s Majestic March
  • ReCore
  • Project Spark
  • Screamride
  • Forspoken
  • Redfall

Also mentioned

  • Killzone Shadow Fall
  • God of War Ragnarök